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Funny Blonde Joke Of The Day
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The
route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their
arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for
airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning,
as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed
the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the
hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the
phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't
get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess
replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is
the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says
'Do Not Disturb'!"
Latest Blonde Funny Jokes
Blonde got a fishing rod for her birthday and wanted to go ice fishing. Next morning she got all her gear, headed out and when she reached her destination she proceeded to cut a hole in the ice. She dipped the rod in, then suddenly she heard a voice say "there's no fish in there". She moves to another spot, cuts another hole, again a voice told her there were no fish there. So she moves again and again the voice tells her there are no fish there. She looks up only to see a man looking down at her. "How do you know there are no fish there?" Man says "First of all this is a hockey rink and seco... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
One morning three blonde men decided to go on a hike and drink some beer. When they reached the top ... a genie poped out of the last bottle and said I will give each you one wish each. The first blonde runs to the top of the cliff and sees an eagle and flys off. The second blonde sees a bear and disappears down the mountian trail. The third blonde runs to the edge and trips. Says oh crap and turns into a moose pie... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
A blonde woman phones her blonde neighbor who lives down the street and says, "Better close your curtains the next
time you and your husband are fooling around, my goodness, the whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
Blonde replies, "Well the joke is all on you guys because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish. Concerned, she tells the vet "I think it's got epilepsy".
The vet takes a good look and says, "Your goldfish seems calm enough to me."
The blonde says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of it's bowl yet."
... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
How many stupid blondes does it take to make an electrical circuit?
A: Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer to her... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
Q: Why did the blonde thief try to steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a porche 911.
... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
Doctor's office had a blonde come into the clinic with two burnt ears. Doctor asked her "What happened to your ears?" Well the blonde replied "I was ironing away and then the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear". Doctor inquired further "That ear is painfully red, "Well, what happened to your other ear?" "The telemarketing guy called again!" ... ... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
A blonde and a brunette went to the bar for a drink, and sat at the bar stools watching the 6 o'clock news. The lead story has a man threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The Blonde said "I'll bet you, to the brunette, $100 that he will not jump."
Well, sure enough he jumped, so the blonde gave the brunette the $100. The brunette pleaded,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
The blonde insisted saying,
"No I pay you, A bet is a bet."
Then the brunette confessed
"Listen, I saw this storey on the 5 o'clock news today, so really I cannot take your money."
The blonde replied
"We... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
A newly wed young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes down to a gun shop and buys herself 44 magnum. The next day after work she finds him in bed with a redhead. So she grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps off the bed, begs and pleads with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically, the blonde cries out to the husband: "Shut up, you're next."... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
A blonde and her husband are watching the news. The newscaster says six Brazilians died in a skydiving accident. The blonde starts sobbing uncontrollably, her husband says "Too bad they died skydiving. Skydiving is dangerous." The blonde looks back at her husband and goes how many is "6 Brazilian"... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls dead silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-p... Read Funny Blonde Joke..