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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'"
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde, she'll read it very slow."
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Ok so there is a Blondie and she is sitting with head phones on, a boy comes up to her and says "hey you want to go on a date" the blonde just sits there. They soon get marred have kid and all that. The man finally said "what are you listening to?" Pulling out the ear buds, all he could here was" breath in breath out ..." The man looked at his wife lying on the ground gasping for air.... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
Blonde got a fishing rod for her birthday and wanted to go ice fishing. Next morning she got all her gear, headed out and when she reached her destination she proceeded to cut a hole in the ice. She dipped the rod in, then suddenly she heard a voice say "there's no fish in there". She moves to another spot, cuts another hole, again a voice told her there were no fish there. So she moves again and again the voice tells her there are no fish there. She looks up only to see a man looking down at her. "How do you know there are no fish there?" Man says "First of all this is a hockey rink and seco... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
One morning three blonde men decided to go on a hike and drink some beer. When they reached the top ... a genie poped out of the last bottle and said I will give each you one wish each. The first blonde runs to the top of the cliff and sees an eagle and flys off. The second blonde sees a bear and disappears down the mountian trail. The third blonde runs to the edge and trips. Says oh crap and turns into a moose pie... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
A blonde woman phones her blonde neighbor who lives down the street and says, "Better close your curtains the next
time you and your husband are fooling around, my goodness, the whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
Blonde replies, "Well the joke is all on you guys because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish. Concerned, she tells the vet "I think it's got epilepsy".
The vet takes a good look and says, "Your goldfish seems calm enough to me."
The blonde says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of it's bowl yet."
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How many stupid blondes does it take to make an electrical circuit?
A: Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer to her... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
Q: Why did the blonde thief try to steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a porche 911.
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Doctor's office had a blonde come into the clinic with two burnt ears. Doctor asked her "What happened to your ears?" Well the blonde replied "I was ironing away and then the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear". Doctor inquired further "That ear is painfully red, "Well, what happened to your other ear?" "The telemarketing guy called again!" ... ... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
A blonde and a brunette went to the bar for a drink, and sat at the bar stools watching the 6 o'clock news. The lead story has a man threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The Blonde said "I'll bet you, to the brunette, $100 that he will not jump."
Well, sure enough he jumped, so the blonde gave the brunette the $100. The brunette pleaded,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
The blonde insisted saying,
"No I pay you, A bet is a bet."
Then the brunette confessed
"Listen, I saw this storey on the 5 o'clock news today, so really I cannot take your money."
The blonde replied
"We... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
A newly wed young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes down to a gun shop and buys herself 44 magnum. The next day after work she finds him in bed with a redhead. So she grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps off the bed, begs and pleads with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically, the blonde cries out to the husband: "Shut up, you're next."... Read Funny Blonde Joke..
A blonde and her husband are watching the news. The newscaster says six Brazilians died in a skydiving accident. The blonde starts sobbing uncontrollably, her husband says "Too bad they died skydiving. Skydiving is dangerous." The blonde looks back at her husband and goes how many is "6 Brazilian"... Read Funny Blonde Joke..